Ardshane House Irish Stew

1. "That's the basic recipe.
2. You can add a load of sliced carrots and leeks to make it go further and about 5-6 tsps.
3. of Worchestershire sauce or regular brown sauce wot you Yanks pour over everything!! If you like, you could add a half a pint of Guinness to your stock.
4. I make my stock from the potato peelings, carrot tops, leek ends, and any other stuff I find lurking in the refrigerator.
5. If you chuck in a few moldy lamb bones and boil/simmer for several hours, you should get a damned good stock (strain the liquid or you'll get God knows what stuck in your teeth!!) You'll need to start with about 5 pints of liquid.
6. Then bung everything into a ginormous pan, bring to the boil, and then simmer for about two hours.
7. should taste bloody orgasmic! Salti and pepper to taste, depending on your level of drunkeness!!".